A few months ago my laptop exploded and consumed with its wrathful exploding-ness all my files, favourites, and ability to write blog posts. Or watch hamster on a piano. Or masturbate to gifs of cookie pancakes.
Now however, and with the assistance of Senor Payday (also known as Sargent Arseface and Grand Wizard of Minute, Quickly-Dissipating Joy), I have been able to dive back into the realms of the internet, my heart once again filled with the comfort of knowing funny cat videos are accessible, and I am only ever one click away from the cesspool of Facebook.
This also means that blog posts may very well soon be on their way also to grace the face of Bunny Waffles and the Insanity Aquarium, or at the very least it means I can now stalk my favourite blogs once more whilst stuffing my face with funny cats. Uh, I meant hamsters. Or cookie pancakes. Something, anyway. It’s totally fine though, I already have Diabetes.
Bloody hell, I’ve missed you guys. Is everyone else still alive too?
MORE TO FOLLOW SOON. With a bit of hope and lack of explosions.