It’s Halloween and the chances are that if you aren’t out getting murdered by Jason Voorhees or stuffing your face with stranger’s year-old milk chocolate, covered with a disturbing but somehow still edible white crust, you’ll be at home watching a film. But put away Candyman (heh, butt putt) and loosen the chains on your BS Dracula (that’s funny because BS can mean Bram Stoker and also bull… oh right, you’ve already got it), and settle in for a night of screams and emotional trauma with these five alternative Halloween flicks. And by ‘alternative’, I mean perhaps slightly untypical. And by ‘perhaps’, I mean that I have watched these films so often that any understanding of Halloween normality has been entirely disintegrated by honey badgers. Oh God, this isn’t working.
FIVE HALLOWEEN FILMS I WOULD RECOMMEND INCASE YOU WEREN’T AWARE THEY EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Ah. Much better.
What could be more wonderful than snuggling with your loved one on Halloween and watching a heart-warming, romantic story about finding love in the- HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THAT DUDE IS EATING VOMIT OUT OF A DOG BOWL.